Valentine's day is a day for the couple bitches to laugh at those who are single and drive them crazy by appearing everywhere with flowers and mushy words..
I sound jealous.. lolz.. I am.. I've got my bitch radar turn on to avoid them.. But the best way? Stay home and be more pathetic then you really are..
Haha.. But I definitely don't feel any less pathetic than those staying at home hiding from the feverish celebration over unity of 2 still being together when they could have left each other with some other bloke or *what's the female word for bloke?
I am single and pathetic.. HAHA.. Got to pray for some luck next year then.. Don't any of you bitches out there poke me and then laugh at my face.. I swear I'll smack you hard on the head that you'll forget you're attach and be sad like me.. WAHAHAHAHAHA