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Saturday, October 4, 2008

Right now I'm aching all over..

Because of a freaking UGLY-hideous looking LIZARD with bulging eyes that is so gross that I get goosebumps just by looking at it!!!

The story goes like this.. My mom, sis and cousin got home from our late night supper and I was the first ku-ku head to rush to the toilet in darkness only with a torch from my hp for light.. I was about to turn the knob when I LOOKED up and saw this Mr.Ugly F*cker staring right back at me.. Momentarily stunned, I froze and it took off across the door stopping at a corner that was too high for me to reach.. Not that I would want to la.. But I.... k la.. No guts to enter lor.. So I rushed out of the bedroom and called for my mum.. Cuz my sis and cousin also kia lizard de.. No point asking them..

My mum was like trying to help me in all ways lor.. She used a hanger to poke it la.. Slam the door when its near the hinge area (so scary).. To no avail.. SIAN.. so I told my mum to forget it lor.. She is shorter than me and had to tip her toes or jump.. So tiring.. Than like why should my mum be the one suffering when the lizard is the BASTARD..

I went in and did my biz.. Everything was fine until when I wanted to get out.. Need open door right.. Whenever I pull the door nearer to me (a wider angle for me to get out) it moved a little.. I than gu qi yong qi (summoned all my courage) and open the door wide big in one shot and Mr. Ugly F*cker disappeared.. Taking this as my opportunity to get out I rushed out quickly..

Whammed into a standing fan, lost my balance and tried to regain it by hopping and tripped on my own foot when my feet hit my calf.. Backwards a little in a drunkard way, banged into a cupboard, fell down and knocked my head..


JUST ABSOLUTELY GREAT!! Splendid..

The best has yet to come.. The great avenger (mum) comes to the rescue.. That's why they have the saying of not angering or pissing a woman off.. It's true.. I can vouch for that.. If you think that slamming Mr. Ugly F*cker or poking it with a hanger is cruel.. HAHAHA.. Mr. Ugly F*cker suffered a fate worse than that.. When my mum was dealing with Mr. UF(for short).. I was out of the room already.. Cannot tahan another blow.. lolz.. so I dunno what she did also..

Minutes later she came out and told me to not worry.. Cuz Mr. UF has already rest in peace (not exactly la.. but ya..) My mum drove Mr. UF to the wall near the tub and attacked it with a hot shower of water and flushed?? (not in the bowl) it down the drain.. Woo!!! 3 Cheers baby..

I've got a mum that backs me up.. She ROCKS!!

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